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The smoke detector battery chirped at 3:45PM instead of 3:45AM. Things are looking up. Let’s go, 2021.

If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, the first thing I’m gonna do is Neti Pot. As close to magic as exists in this world.

Weekend Plan: Watch people across the street try to fit estate sale purchases in their cars.

Want to go on a wild ride? Watch Game Show Network commercials on a Saturday night.

Something has changed since I turned 29.5. I am firing off the best sneezes of my life.

After a Texas afternoon run I am forced to wonder if the cardinal I am seeing really is a cardinal, a bird, or even there at all.

If you didn’t catch John Wick, put it at the top of your list. If you didn’t catch John Wick Chapter 2, put it second on your list.

This is just a simple status that will serve as a test for designing this specific post type.

Made it to the Newseum, the United States Capitol, the Library of Congress and saw the Presidential motorcade twice yesterday. Today: Arlington National Cemetery and Richmond, VA.

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